Todays events are so awe-inspiring. I went out, bought me some mouse traps (Infestation ftl), and caught me some mice. Then I went out. Again. And bought a Brownie Batter Blizzard from the local Dairy Queen, and added Cookie Dough. Now, mind you, this is -alot- of sugar. Enough to make -two- energy drinks. Or a monster and a half. After devouring that, (It was delicious) I started up the grill, and cooked a huge amount of food, ranging from hot dogs to steak. I even had some grilled baked potatoes loaded with cheese, sour cream, and some onions.

After dinner was done, and left-overs taken care of, (Having a huge gathering of neighbors helped, there.) I went to my computer, sat down, got on. . . And about ten minutes into Warcraft 3, I entered my least-liked and worst-played game. A DotA match. I instantly failed to begin with as I chose a fail hero. Then I got a random cheap recipe item, and someone yelled at me for being a noob at itemchoosing. I replied with "Fack u, mufakko." And he instantly shut up. (Gotta love /squelch, aight?) About an hour later, we were almost dead, I had a max level hero, and epic items. What does one do in this case? Kill rokshan. I did so, easily, and took his revive, then I stormed the enemy base (I always pick Sentinel) And earned my team Uber Creeps.

Normally, when one gets Uber creeps, your gauranteed to win, but against an all-strength 3K HP + enemy team, all it did was prolong the suffering. I lol at this because I got banned for earning Uber Creeps for my team, and am now on the Local banlist as TheWhiteWarden, which was a spoof. GL Next time, suckahz. Lollerskates, and good night.